Thursday, June 30, 2011

Definitions of Designations




Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

How Blogging Brings Fame: Becoming Famous and Successful Through Your Blogs

How Blogging Brings Fame: Becoming Famous and Successful Through Your Blogs


If you have a knack for writing and if people loves

what you write about but you can't find a publisher

that wants to publish what you write, you have to try

out the internet. You have to consider the fact that

writing can make you famous. If you think that you are

good enough, then you should try writing blogs. Ever

since blogging craze began, there were a lot of people

who began opening up their own blog sites and a few of

them have become famous. So, how does blogging bring

fame?

First of all, because you will be posting what you

write on blogging websites, it can be easily accessed

by a lot of people. This is the internet. With

millions of people logging in each day, there is a

great chance that someone will come across your blogs.

If you are seeking fame and be known as a great

writer, then positing what you write on blogging

websites is the cheapest way to do so. It is also one

of the easiest ways to become famous in the internet.

To start writing blogs, you first need to create a

blogging website. Today, there are quite a lot of

websites that hosts blogging for free. Sign up with

one of these websites and begin posting your blogs.

Basically, blogs are known to be journals. Think of it

as writing your day to day activities and experiences

and letting people know about it. However, you can

absolutely write about anything in blogs. It can be

facts or you can also write fictional short stories.

Or, you can do a mix of both.

The great thing about blogging is that you absolutely

have complete freedom on whatever you want to write

about. However, you have to take care in avoiding

offending someone. Racial discrimination and other

hate messages is prohibited as well as pornographic

content.

Now that you posted your very first blog, the next

thing to do is sit back and wait for readers to come

across your blog and begin reading it. You don't

actually need to advertise as the people who read it

will be the ones that will advertise for you. If you

are good enough, then they will leave a comment on

what they think about your blogs and they will also

recommend it to their family and friends as a good

read.

The secret in becoming successful and famous in blogs

is the content of what you write. It should be

interesting and easy to read. Try catching people's

attention on the very first sentence. Once you catch

their attention, they will become interested enough to

read the entire blog.

This is the secret to becoming famous in blogging and

gain a lot of loyal readers.

Try to update your blogging website on a daily basis.

If you really don't have something to write about and

you have a normal, routine life, try adding a little

spice to it. You don't actually need to lie but you

can always bend the truth behind your so called

escapades. Exaggerate a little and also add a little

humor.

You have to remember that readers don't really want to

know about your day to day activities. They want

excitement. You don't actually need to tell the

readers details about your daily life, but what you

need to do is get them to use their imagination.

These are some of the tips that you might want to

remember when writing blogs. With these tips, you can

be sure that your blogging website will bring you

fame